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Kaiba is Yugi’s Sassy Gay Archrival.
“Oh no… I cannot defeat Marik. Slifer is just too powerful… I might as well forfeit this duel now…”
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING.”
“WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.”
“Marik’s God Card combination is too powerful. I… I cannot defeat him… I might as well just give up now…”
“What’s he doing, Mokuba?”
“Being a stupid bitch.”
“A stupid, stupid bitch.”
“If Marik defeats me, I will lose my Dark Magician, and the world will be in grave danger…”
“What. Okay, first of all: the Dark Magician is not that good a card, okay. My Blue-Eyes White Dragon is the prettiest and you know it, and three-thousand attack points don’t hurt either, unless it’s straight to your life points. And second, your gimpy-ass grandpa runs a Game Shop, Yugi. A Game Shop. You’re just gonna get another Dark Magician with a glittery finish, and you’re going to get back to kicking that delectable Egyptian ass six ways till Sunday before he could so much as say ‘lavender is really not my color’.”
“Now are you going to mope on the floor like some drama pharaoh, or are you going to stand tall and stick it to Marik like the big man you are?”
“You’re right, Kaiba. I will defeat him! Thank you!”
“Our work here is done, Mokuba. Yugi didn’t lose his fighting spirit…”
“He was just a stupid bitch~”
(via millenniumtinnyrod)
Now I’m just loling at the idea that people think Yugi would hate Yuma.
Jonouchi and Yuma would be best bros.
HEY JOUNOUCHI DID YOU EVER GET THE EXPLOSIVES FOR THAT THING WE TALKED ABOUT THE OTHER DAY?![]()
WHAT DO YOU THINK, MAN? OF COURSE I DID.
AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEE. LET’S GO BLOW UP THIS WATERMELON.
BEAUTIFUL.
SHIT JOU JOU JOU A PIECE HIT ME IN MY JUNK OH GOD OH GOD HELP I CAN’T-
I THINK YOU’RE BLEEDING!! YUUGI!!! YUUGI!!!! WE NEED HELP!!!!![]()
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